At Gateway, we believe in the total health of women; body, mind and spirit. One of the best health benefits is to laugh. A good old belly laugh affects the entire system and helps ward off those nasty thoughts of discouragement. So we’ve included some funnies to keep us laughing.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A stick.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
What’s the best side of the house to build a porch?
On the outside.
How do you catch a green elephant?
Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.
What does a teapot say to its lover?
O, dajarling!
Why did the teapot get in trouble?
Because he was naughtea.
Who loves to solve mysteries and soak in bubble baths?
Sherlock foams.
Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher told him it would be a piece of cake.
Keep laughing !